This Year’s Mercury Prize
Slaves – Not nearly as good as Sleaford Mods.
Gaz Coombes – The least interesting thing he has done so far and that includes The Road to Rouen
Soak – Taupe, fawn, oatmeal, magnolia…
Jamie xx – A kind of shit pastiche.
Benjamin Clemetine – Nice voice, but really very dull.
Ghostpoet – I like this one!
Florence + the Machine – Like an angry swan in a tunnel.
Eska – Earnest vocalising over ‘imaginative’ music. S’alright… spose….
C Duncan – Reminds me of Jim Noir. Probably not a bad thing.
Roisin Murphy – Rips off ‘Pancake Day’ by Mulligan & O’Hare. (Good!)
Wolf Alice – Did a good single but the album is dog shit and reeks of A&R box ticking. Go home.
Aphex Twin – He’s a bleedin’ genius dontcha know. He is.