Archive | October 2015

This Year’s Mercury Prize


Slaves – Not nearly as good as Sleaford Mods.

Gaz Coombes – The least interesting thing he has done so far and that includes The Road to Rouen

Soak – Taupe, fawn, oatmeal, magnolia…

Jamie xx – A kind of shit pastiche.

Benjamin Clemetine – Nice voice, but really very dull.

Ghostpoet – I like this one!

Florence + the Machine – Like an angry swan in a tunnel.

Eska – Earnest vocalising over ‘imaginative’ music. S’alright… spose….

C Duncan – Reminds me of Jim Noir. Probably not a bad thing.

Roisin Murphy – Rips off ‘Pancake Day’ by Mulligan & O’Hare. (Good!)

Wolf Alice – Did a good single but the album is dog shit and reeks of A&R box ticking. Go home.

Aphex Twin – He’s a bleedin’ genius dontcha know. He is.